And Then She Was Adult Gone

     Matt was somewhere enter between breaking down adult and crying like a girl adultswinger, and adultswinger head butting something until his brains oozed out his adult ears, or the immovable object became movable adult. Maybe having a few drinks to talk whatever was bothering him swinger over wasn 't the brightest adult idea Bill had ever had. At least in a public place someone might step in adult before Matt did something to him that couldn't be fixed surgically. Bill made a swinger mental note: Big guy plus drinks plus distraught equals bad. Bill looked around adult; the place had gone almost adult dead adult quiet (like in one of those stock tip commercials adult), which was amazing for a swinger bar on a Saturday night.
     "Matt... buddy adult. Ya have to be a little bit clearer on the details if I'm gonna help adultswinger. You do want adult my help right adult? That is what ya asked me to adult meet swinger you her adult for right?"
     Matt nodded and finished half a sixteen ounce adultswinger beer in a gulp. Bill adult still adult couldn't believe Matt's adultswinger capacity.
     "Tina adult..." Bill tried again. Matts eyes adultswinger welled up with tears adultswinger. Bill had never seen this side of Matt. The toughest adultswinger guy he knew had a soft spot adult after all and it was...
     "Ok, she adultswinger's gone."
     "Hey buddy, easy..."
     "Yah I get that enter, its delicious, but what does it have to do with Tina leaving adult or disappearing or whatever adult happened ?" Something awful occurred to Bill. "You didn't adultswinger have her like hurt herself or something." "NO!" Matt snapped back, angry that Bill could even suggest such a thing. "I love Tina. Have to find her adult."
     "But adult she's GONE."
     "That's what I don't know adult. We had the ice cream and that's when she was gone. I didn't adultswinger even adult stop to think. Who could have adultswinger known?. She had me enter make one adultswinger up. "
     "Ok Matt," Bill adult tried again adult, "We need adult to start enter pulling these facts together now so I can adult understand adult. I wasn't there swinger so adult I adult need you to fill in a little more adult detail. Chunky Monkey's, hypnosis swinger, and Tina's disappearance all are related how?"
     "It adult's the Chunky Monkey's fault, and mine." That wasn't adult helpful.
     Now Bills eyes widened. His jaw adultswinger visibly dropped. His adultswinger stare went kind of distant. Blank adult like he'd "gone under" himself.
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